Sh*t on the floor.

I have fanatically been watching the Olympics late into the night, I’m not sure why this time around I am so obsessed.

Michael Phelps seems like a God among mere men. He is putting on an amazing display.

The gymnastics have been interesting as well, seeing the men get a medal after it was assumed they were dead in the water was so nice. It shows how great theses athletes are that the guys that were originally beat some of the guys out for places on the team, get injured and are replaced with someone just as spectacular.

As for the women’s(or should I say girls event?) event, the Chinese women look like 10 year olds. The Chinese state that these girls are all 16, that is nearly unbelievable. In my health care experience dealing with many athletes I have maybe seen once or twice a girl who was 16 that looked as young as these girls look. As for the Americans, I hate it for the Sacramone girl, many are starting to blame her for the silver. Hey she messed up a few times its human, and the silver is pretty damn good if you ask me.

I have been riding my new Giant Trance X2 like a mad man, I have almost got the fitness up to ride to the office without much trouble, this by no means I am fit at all. Its mostly learning a good shifting sequence to make the ride easier and expend less energy on the tough points. Hopefully a month of riding to work I can get down to my target weight. Roughly 10 miles a day total with a cleaner diet should really strip the flab.

Now for the headline story. Like I have stated I am starting a new clinic, so many things must be bought for this place. I am not going to get into a Wally World rant, I will save that for another entry, lets just say I detest shopping there for various reasons. Some of my friends even find this completely hypocritical since some of my inherited wealth has come at the good fortune of my father working for and consulting for the retail giant and giving me a large amount of stock he optioned when he was involved with them.

At any rate I entered my local super center this morning after taking a delivery at the office. I decided to take a leak before heading back to housewares area to get random items. I enter the bathroom and see a fellow shopper enter the first stall in a hurry. He then proceeds to shit all over the floor, completely missing the bowl. I stand there flabbergasted, then I almost break into hysterical laughter. I decide to take a leak and act like nothing happened. The guy seemed to wipe his arse then jet back out of the restroom, acting like nothing happened. He didn’t even try to clean it up in the least.

Hey I realize sometimes you gotta go, but missing the bowl 100% in a bowel release when your standing right in the stall is pretty ridiculous.

I feel sorry for that janitor later today.