Convention = Orgy

Just back from the National Convention for my profession. I actually got some great deals on equipment which was a relief. Met some cool show people that I wouldn’t mind hanging with in real life.

Also got to run into friends from my previous work experience and school. Great to see some of them, others not so much. I did run into a ex-girlfriend, she looked nice as ever, I tried my hardest to get her up to the room. Yet I failed, she is now a divorced single mom, and she isn’t as party animal-ish as when I was in school for obvious reasons. Maybe next time I can close the deal, I would love to hit it one more time.

Now the best run in was my old neighbor of 4 years. Guy is a lunatic party animal, his dad is a physician, and his brother is attorney. He was basically handed a golden ticket for instant success in his own shop, and he is cashing it in for all its worth. Last time I spoke to him though he was serious about a chick about his age who already had a kid and much baggage. I told him he was crazy to get tied down with a chick who already has been through a war unless your thinking about marrying a bird who looks like Cindy Crawford and fucks like Jenna Jameson. Doesn’t hurt if she has a little scrilla too, especially to take care of some other dudes demonseed.

At any rate I run into Jay and he is swole, guy must be juicing his brains out. He is loud and boisterous just like old times, and he is already doing shots at 10 am. He instantly locks in on me and starts screaming at the top of his lungs, “OMG! ITS THE KING OF KINGS, THE BIGGEST BALLER IN THE PLACE! [insert my name here].” Of course half the people in that part of the convention area turn around to watch the scene.

Lets get to it though, he tells me “BRO, I got 3 21 year olds right off the beach heading over here now, I got the presidential suite, they have about 10 bottles and we are getting FREAKY ALL NIGHT LONG!” I’m finally running good at life. We meet up with these nice young things, and they were DYN-O-MITE! Super hot and ready to party and get their freak on like Donkey Kong. We scooted around and got our CEUs by clocking in and out of classes. By 5 the girls were ready to rock, and we headed to the pool with some booze. It got out of control fast. This resort is high-end and mostly families, its not Rehab in Vegas, not even close at all. Yet our girls are going nuts grinding on the poolside and taking shots. We decide to go back up to the room to kick it up before we get kicked out of the resort and convention.

The girls are stripping down before we even get in the door I high-five fist pump my boy, he turned my convention from boring business trip to a full on blowout party. I grabbed my chick and hit the living area, he took the other two into the master suite. She and I got it cooking in no time, before I know it he is back out of the master suite with the two girls and they want to make it a group party. I’m not into that usually, but this was a chance of the year.

Maybe I will take time in another entry to really describe the dirty details, but all I can say is all three chicks were blowing our minds all night and it was one of the freakiest good times I ever had.

I also ran into this bird I dated, this girl is the bitchiest Greek cunt I ever met. I only even mention she is Greek, because you can’t go two fucking minutes without her telling you she is Greek and how great being Greek is. We gossiped about people, because that is all she can do, I insulted her boyfriend at one point. I tried to stay away from her as much as possible. I failed.

I also bumped into my former boss she was her typical cold and boring self, nice life.

I need to wrap it up, I have a few deliveries coming and a new electrical contractor ready to bid, looks like he is going to come in at half the price as the original bullshit quote.