I met with a phonebook salesperson, she wanted to sell me 3k a month in advertising with the phonebook, that is laughable. Give me the free listing please.

Does anyone even use the phonebook anymore?

I need to brainstorm more to get some patients up in this bitch.

I need money.

The social and non-business life has been very boring, not much going on other than I ran ultra bad and bustoed on Tilt. The FBA syndicate is gearing back up and looks like we will be involved in about 5 leagues for around 30K, hoping to increase the ROI this year, and maybe even win one of the big leagues and really hit a payday.

Out.

It really looks like I am going to have to come down to litigating with the building owner, because he is slowing me down like a motherfucker.

I told him weeks ago that the space needed to be touched up and many minor things fixed before I started moving equipment in there. Instead he has been giving every excuse in the book on why its taking so long. The final bit of actual construction type work should be done tomorrow, then it is no excuses. If we don’t have this thing finished end of the week, hello Mr. Attorney.

So besides that life is pretty boring, once again thanks to the world of social networking a former girlfriend has got back in touch. She is married, LDO. I been talking to some skanks on one of these online dating sites, I can already tell I won’t be interested beyond getting laid.

I will try to get in a entry tomorrow after I determine if a Attorney is in order. I’m really stressed on this whole deal, maybe I should just get a hooker to help with stress relief rather than trolling the dating sites.

I am reading The Rum Diary, Hunter S. Thompson is a genius.

I had a old girlfriend contact me via MySpace. Not sure what she wants at this point, but this was a girlfriend from high school, she still looks like a hot piece of ass. Of course I got to her page and check it out, she is married and has a kid. What the fuck, thanks for getting my hopes up bitch.

I was thinking last night after I gave my father a pretty bad dressing down. I wonder if sons commonly talk as venomous as I do to my dad in a normal relationship? Probably not I suppose, but I would guess most sons haven’t watched their dad torch his family a few dozen times. Sometimes I wonder how he feels, he certainly must be aware that I don’t respect him at all.

Another reason not to have kids, when they turn on you it must be a real kick in the nuts.

Going back on the dating scene I am on one of these dating sites, and I got a nice little message from a lady on there. I responded to her, and nothing. I thought my response was nice, and was a possible conversation stimulator. I have no game even on the interwebs.

Let it ride.

Trying to keep the riding up on the bike to the office, once I am actually open the ride will be so much easier since I will do it one way in the morning and back in the evening.

I hate to break into politics, but the McCain selection of Palin as his veep running mate sunk him for me. I just can’t cast the vote for him now, I was hoping he was going to select a strong running mate with more history and national political experience. Seriously I don’t want a soccer mom running the country if he happens to kick it during his term.

I suppose Obama is getting my vote now, though I am partial to Barr/Wayne Allyn Root Libertarian ticket. If Root can show me a large unit win over the first part of football season he might earn my vote. LOL. yes folks I can be bought.

I was watching TMZ as I always do every night, I love seeing celebutards and well I think Harvey Levin is a genius. Anyway I saw this cut of Solange getting salty with my home girl Monica Jackson out in Las Vegas. First of I don’t even know who the hell Solange is, why is she even famous? I did hear in the clip though talking about her family. So I am intrigued to look up Solange, well what do you know she is famous for being the sister of Beyonce Knowles who is married to Jay-Z. LOL. REALITY CHECK. Look sister your only famous because you are realted to someone famous get over it, your really a nobody. By the way the 40/40 club in the Palazzo was wack, and it stank like the backed up sewer that is always reeking over by the parking garage across from Wynn.

I gotta bounce to CostCo.

Also got to run into friends from my previous work experience and school. Great to see some of them, others not so much. I did run into a ex-girlfriend, she looked nice as ever, I tried my hardest to get her up to the room. Yet I failed, she is now a divorced single mom, and she isn’t as party animal-ish as when I was in school for obvious reasons. Maybe next time I can close the deal, I would love to hit it one more time.

Now the best run in was my old neighbor of 4 years. Guy is a lunatic party animal, his dad is a physician, and his brother is attorney. He was basically handed a golden ticket for instant success in his own shop, and he is cashing it in for all its worth. Last time I spoke to him though he was serious about a chick about his age who already had a kid and much baggage. I told him he was crazy to get tied down with a chick who already has been through a war unless your thinking about marrying a bird who looks like Cindy Crawford and fucks like Jenna Jameson. Doesn’t hurt if she has a little scrilla too, especially to take care of some other dudes demonseed.

At any rate I run into Jay and he is swole, guy must be juicing his brains out. He is loud and boisterous just like old times, and he is already doing shots at 10 am. He instantly locks in on me and starts screaming at the top of his lungs, “OMG! ITS THE KING OF KINGS, THE BIGGEST BALLER IN THE PLACE! [insert my name here].” Of course half the people in that part of the convention area turn around to watch the scene.

Lets get to it though, he tells me “BRO, I got 3 21 year olds right off the beach heading over here now, I got the presidential suite, they have about 10 bottles and we are getting FREAKY ALL NIGHT LONG!” I’m finally running good at life. We meet up with these nice young things, and they were DYN-O-MITE! Super hot and ready to party and get their freak on like Donkey Kong. We scooted around and got our CEUs by clocking in and out of classes. By 5 the girls were ready to rock, and we headed to the pool with some booze. It got out of control fast. This resort is high-end and mostly families, its not Rehab in Vegas, not even close at all. Yet our girls are going nuts grinding on the poolside and taking shots. We decide to go back up to the room to kick it up before we get kicked out of the resort and convention.

The girls are stripping down before we even get in the door I high-five fist pump my boy, he turned my convention from boring business trip to a full on blowout party. I grabbed my chick and hit the living area, he took the other two into the master suite. She and I got it cooking in no time, before I know it he is back out of the master suite with the two girls and they want to make it a group party. I’m not into that usually, but this was a chance of the year.

Maybe I will take time in another entry to really describe the dirty details, but all I can say is all three chicks were blowing our minds all night and it was one of the freakiest good times I ever had.

I also ran into this bird I dated, this girl is the bitchiest Greek cunt I ever met. I only even mention she is Greek, because you can’t go two fucking minutes without her telling you she is Greek and how great being Greek is. We gossiped about people, because that is all she can do, I insulted her boyfriend at one point. I tried to stay away from her as much as possible. I failed.

I also bumped into my former boss she was her typical cold and boring self, nice life.

I need to wrap it up, I have a few deliveries coming and a new electrical contractor ready to bid, looks like he is going to come in at half the price as the original bullshit quote.

EPL underway United has a draw getting one measly point on the table vs. the Newkies.

I have another gouging quote of the century, my landlord agreed to do some electrical work to make the xray room right. Well after seeing the plans he says its way too much to do and is makeing me pay for majority. I can’t say I disagree to much. At any rate he ships me a quote from a established electrician here in town, the guy quotes me the magic number $5K, actually a tad over. Its a ridiculous quote, he knows it and so do I. yet here I am again searching out subs to do the fucking work I thought could get done without problem in a few weeks.

I had to get a haircut today, I have started going to this mid-level chain. One: its easier, Two: its cheaper, Three: my stylist is a hot ass mid-30 yo with huge fake knockers. Today she wasn’t there though, so I got a apparently wannabe punker jesus freak. At the end of the cut she slapped the comb over my brow and started clipping, I was confident she just trimmed off my eyebrow. I have only ever had them plucked, she also cleaned up my beard to her preference which was bizarre. I am staying far away from her in the future.

Taking off to a convention tomorrow to get CEUs, also to hopefully buy some equipment off the floor. I hate these things though its always a bunch of blow hard docs who talk more shit than a WWE wrestler, but are mostly insecure struggling douche bags. Fun Fun.

Hopefully I can get drunk every night and maybe find some convention booty, preferably one that is there away from her significant other so I can get some no strings action.

How did this happen?

Well I got a bid for materials, all the columns looked fine until I see the price, $5,750 for a piece of lead shielded glass. You might think well that seems like something that might be expensive, sure its more expensive than a piece of regular glass. Its not $5K expensive though.

What commonly happens is when a medical professional is setting up a facility usually the contractors jump at the chance, because they know they can go bonkers with prices. Most of the time if the Doctor is doing it solo or with limited consultation they can ask exorbitant prices for materials and make a huge profit without the Doctor even asking a question. In times like the current building slowdown we are having this type of work is really a chance to pad the pocketbook.

So like previous instances in my life when I felt like I was getting gouged I took it upon myself to find a source for the product. If in fact this glass cost this much, how can I get in on the profit action? What I found out is obvious, the guy was gouging me to the tune of 400%+ markup, thats a helluva margin.

Of course I found a direct link with a manufacture source, and if I can some how supply these glass shops locally I will.

Oh yeah I am getting the same piece of glass for less than $1K delivered.

Michael Phelps is a machine, the 100 Fly win was so sick. G.O.A.T

I rode for the first time up to my office and back 8 miles one shot, there is a great downhill section that can really get some speed, problem is it has a blind rolling curve that goes to a single line bridge. So you must brake to scrub speed so you don’t mob up on someone at 30mph and destroy them and yourself in a crash. Sucks because one of the worst climbs is at the bottom obviously, and if you could maintain that speed it would really help with starting that climb.

Overall for my first 8 mile ride it wasn’t that bad, by opening time doing half in the morning and the other half at night should be a breeze.

Michael Phelps seems like a God among mere men. He is putting on an amazing display.

The gymnastics have been interesting as well, seeing the men get a medal after it was assumed they were dead in the water was so nice. It shows how great theses athletes are that the guys that were originally beat some of the guys out for places on the team, get injured and are replaced with someone just as spectacular.

As for the women’s(or should I say girls event?) event, the Chinese women look like 10 year olds. The Chinese state that these girls are all 16, that is nearly unbelievable. In my health care experience dealing with many athletes I have maybe seen once or twice a girl who was 16 that looked as young as these girls look. As for the Americans, I hate it for the Sacramone girl, many are starting to blame her for the silver. Hey she messed up a few times its human, and the silver is pretty damn good if you ask me.

I have been riding my new Giant Trance X2 like a mad man, I have almost got the fitness up to ride to the office without much trouble, this by no means I am fit at all. Its mostly learning a good shifting sequence to make the ride easier and expend less energy on the tough points. Hopefully a month of riding to work I can get down to my target weight. Roughly 10 miles a day total with a cleaner diet should really strip the flab.

Now for the headline story. Like I have stated I am starting a new clinic, so many things must be bought for this place. I am not going to get into a Wally World rant, I will save that for another entry, lets just say I detest shopping there for various reasons. Some of my friends even find this completely hypocritical since some of my inherited wealth has come at the good fortune of my father working for and consulting for the retail giant and giving me a large amount of stock he optioned when he was involved with them.

At any rate I entered my local super center this morning after taking a delivery at the office. I decided to take a leak before heading back to housewares area to get random items. I enter the bathroom and see a fellow shopper enter the first stall in a hurry. He then proceeds to shit all over the floor, completely missing the bowl. I stand there flabbergasted, then I almost break into hysterical laughter. I decide to take a leak and act like nothing happened. The guy seemed to wipe his arse then jet back out of the restroom, acting like nothing happened. He didn’t even try to clean it up in the least.

Hey I realize sometimes you gotta go, but missing the bowl 100% in a bowel release when your standing right in the stall is pretty ridiculous.

I feel sorry for that janitor later today.

That is all.